Tobenai kotori no you ni
Like a small bird that can't fly
Tsubasa wo atatamete ne
Try and beat your wings
Ashita wa Kiseki datte okoru yo
Miracles do happen tomorow
Nozomi egaite ireba
If you draw out your wishes
Sora ga yobu
The sky will call
Battle Athletess
Great Athletic Meet
Komatta toki no kamidanomi toka
Your prayers to God when you are in trouble
Unmeisen wo nagemete itemo
Even if you look at the lines of fate
Yume chikatsukeru wake ja nai yo
You can't get closer to your dream
Hohoemi no namida oikakete
Chase the tears of a smile
Ano oosora ni akogare
Looking up to that open sky
Kaze to hitotsu ni nareba
If you become one with the wind
Ikutsu mo miete kuru sekai wo
Fly to the countless worlds you will see
Dare to issho ni tobou
Along with a companion
Koete ikou
And go beyond
King of Morons. Incompetent! Go back to Hokkaidou!
There, look at that.
Really, how embarrassing.
Isn't it?
Fine, I won't come out anymore. I'm living in here forever.
Akari House
Hey Akari.
That's dangerous you know!
I was wondering what it was.
It's my house.
It's written here isn't it?
Are you incompetent Akari?
I'm not incompetent because I want to be.
If only I could become like you.
You can be!
Eh?
If you pray, your legs will get faster.
What?
Ngaji!
Night of the Ngaji
Tanya, I get the feeling we are doing something really bad.
What are you saying? This is the yearly Ngaji day.
Ngaji?
The God of tag.
If you pray to this icon of Ngaji tonight, you'll become really fast.
Really?!
Really, but first.
What are you doing?
Ngaji is only attracted to looks, he won't deal with girls who don't wear makeup.
What a weird face.
Geeze, don't you think that's mean?
It's not weird, you're really pretty.
Pretty?
Yeah. Attractive, cute, hot, nice, beautiful.
Really?
It's like you aren't yourself.
What do you mean by that?
So, pray to Ngaji. Imitate me.
Akari, you're not putting your back into it.
This is my first time isn't it? There's no helping it.
Oh yeah!
I thought of something good.
Huh?
What?
What are you doing?
Eh?
What's on your face?
Umm... That is...
When did you come in here?
What kind of idiocy are you trying now?
What were you trying to do to me?
Icchan, there is a reason for this.
What's all this?
How embarrassing.
Stop that, moron.
It's a youthful memory.
Isn't it just embarrassing?
So this is Tanya's doing?
Yeah. Isn't it?
Idiot
No good.
Tanya wasn't in her room, but this...
This is that "Ngaji" God?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tanya wanted to make everybody faster so...
Geeze, you were really trying to get faster through prayer?
But Tanya said it was so!
Is your brain so rotted?
If you could get faster through that, we wouldn't need the University Satellite.
Praying to Gods is the same as avoiding effort anyway.
Memories, memories.
Cut that out!
But this is bad, we need to catch Tanya before the victims increase.
I wonder if she is hiding somewhere.
Probably.
A blackout?
Somebody go check out the fuses.
OK!
Shouldn't we contact the main office?
If we do that, won't this become a big deal?
That would be cruel.
Cruel?
Hmmm, so you have nice points too?
Not exactly.
It's terrible! It's terrible!
The fuse box was destroyed by an axe.
What?
The windows won't open either.
So we're closed in?
It seems she is serious.
What should we do?
For the time being, let's split up and look for her.
I guess there is no choice. Akari, let's go.
Ye.. Yeah.
What is it?
What? Let me loose.
No, follow me like that.
But!!
Moron! This is your fault! It's punishment. Hurry up and follow!
This way.
OK.
You really cause a lot of trouble. I'm at my wits end even for you.
What do you mean by that?
I mean exactly what I said.
It's too irresponsible to try to get faster without any effort.
Isn't it because you have to suffer that you're happy when your time improves.
Don't you agree?
What are you thinking?
I'm not good with serious silences.
Alright, smile. Smile.
The secret couple on the way to their room, you couldn't have an all girls dorm without expecting one of these.
Hey, don't take wierd photos.
Want to by it for 5000 gold?
I plan on selling it to this men's magazine.
Idiot! Don't joke around.
I have spares.
Akari. Akari.
Tanya?
I came to help you.
But... I...
What?
Why don't we call off the prayer?
It seems like everybody is against it.
I think I'll try harder on my own after all.
Tanya?
Why? Don't you believe in the Ngaji?
That's not what I mean. But...
Stupid Akari.
Stupid Akari!
Tanya!
Hey! Wait!
It won't come off.
I'll take one after all. Full of memories.
You're mean! Get it off!
She isn't here. I wonder where she is hiding.
Tanya is quick, so it's difficult to find her.
I wonder if we should have contacted the main office after all.
But you were worried about Tanya weren't you?
Well...
You're so kind.
Aside from that, why are you being so polite with me?
Yes... Well...
We're in the same class, you can be more familiar with me. That would make me more happy.
Can I?
Y.. yes...
OK, Jessie-sama.
Sama?!
Jessie-sama... umm...
Yes?
Nobody else is around so I'll come right out and say it.
I've always looked up to you!
Thank you...
That's why I'm so happy now.
Umm...
What is it?!
Won't you please become my big sister?
At first an innocent relationship is fine.
But after that I want to experience so many things.
I'm sorry but...
I can't live up to that.
I gotta go!
Jessie-sama!
Give me a break!
Wait!
Ichino? Is that Ichino?
Jessie I'm chasing Tanya, she's headed your way. Cut her off.
Got it!
Wait, Tanya!
Just a little further.
I see her!
Alright!
Why did you crash into me?
What about you? But where is Tanya?
I was just chasing her.
Up? She's making fun of us.
Hey! Won't you come down?
Tanya!
Icchan.
Now she's done it.
Calm down a bit.
Does it look like I can calm down?
Your eyes say no.
They do, don't they?
OK. Smile. Smile.
V!
Stop taking those pictures you idiot.
Noooo!!!!!
It's a wierd bug! I hate it!
I wonder if Icchan hates bugs?
That's unexpected. She doesn't seem the type to be afraid of animals
What's with that? For just a single bug.
Noooo!!! A lot of bugs! Nooo!!!
There's the same to the right!
The same in front!
Nooo!!!!
Ni hao.
This is the front line of the Ngaji war.
Against a single guerilla opponent it's been almost a complete rout for the women's dorm of the training school.
Then casualties are many, and the wounds terrible.
It seems that Tanya is the only one who knows how to get off the paint.
What should I do?
Soon, everybody's idiotic face shall greet the morning sun.
It's horrible!
If that happens...
Our last resort.
Somebody will become bait and make contact with Tanya.
Then, running so as not to get caught, lure her into this cafeteria.
When she comes in, we will all restrain her.
Tanya is top-class in the school, what if they get caught?
That's why we divide the course into three parts.
Meaning it's a baton relay.
The first, second, and anchor.
This is the baton.
Tanya will chase after it for sure.
Yes. The problem is the members.
I'll take the top.
Alright, I'll be second.
The anchor will be...
Icchan, let me go.
Akari...
You go?
I am the cause of the trouble tonight.
OK. Is that alright?
Yeah.
I guess there is no helping it.
We'll leave it to you.
OK.
Tanya!
Look, it's the statue of Ngaji.
If you don't have this, you can't pray can you?
If you want it, try taking it.
Give me back the Ngaji!
Why are you chasing me like that? Run more like a human!
You have got to be kidding me.
Wait!
One, two. One, two.
Ichino! Here I come!
Ah, they're here.
Take care of it!
Leave it to me!
Hey! The Ngaji is over here!
But I'll do it anyway.
St.. St.. Stop it!
Geeze.
Ngaji. Ngaji. Ngaji!
Over here. Over here.
Hey, hey, what's wrong?
Alright, I can make it.
Where did she go?
Above me?
Below!
Let go!
I'll go like this.
Akari!
Icchan?
Akari, where are you?
Icchan, look out!
A wall?
Who cares.
Tanya gave up too easy.
Why is there a totem pole? I can't afford to mess up here.
Icchan!
Akari!
I'm sorry Tanya.
But let's stop. I can't cause trouble for everybody else.
Tanya.
Akari.
Tanya.
Akari.
Tanya.
Akari. Akari. Akari.
Tanya. Tanya.
Akari. Akari. Akari. Akari. Akari!
Tanya. Tanya. Tanya.Tanya. Tanya. Tanya. Tanya.
Wait!
Nooo!
Why? Why does she look like Akari but is fast?
What do you mean by that?
Wait!
Calm down.
Wait!
You're too persistent.
Give me back the Ngaji, Akari!
I'll give it back later.
Give it back now!
I can't now!
If you don't give it back, you get this!
Ouch!
What are you doing?
Give it back.
Ouch.
Hey, cut that out.
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch!
I can't see!
Everything is spinning.
Ngaji!
Don't move.
Ngaji.
Wait, everybody.
Tanya was doing it with me and everybody else in mind.
I'll take all the blame for tonight. Forgive Tanya.
I'm really sorry Tanya.
But I know now. God won't help girls who don't try to run on their own.
I'll try harder in practice.
Tanya?
We can still make it. Pray to Ngaji.
Weren't you listening to what she said?
It was complicated. I didn't really understand.
Everybody pray to Ngaji!
What should we do?
There is nothing we can do.
What's the fuss?
Oh, Ayla.
What is it?
What were you doing up until now?
Asleep in my room. This is my sleeping time.
What's this all about?
Tanya is rampaging and causing trouble
Should I calm her down?
Yeah... well...
Chop.
Is this OK?
One Siberian breakfast.
What happened here?
It's the Ngaji's fault.
Everybody! Smile. Smile.
Don't take it!
Cast
Akari Kanzaki
Natsuki Rio
Ichino Yanagida
Aya Hisakawa
Tanya Ling-Pha
Aya Sakaguchi Taeko Kawada
Jessie Ayla
Miki Ito Youko Soumi
Daiundoukai TV Episode 3 V2.0 Subtitled by Studio Hooseki
Aitsu ha mattaku dou natten no
What's up with her?
Atama ni kichau kedo kawaii
She pisses me off, but she's cute.
Translated, timed, edited, and subbed by:Spazum
Ittai zentai marude tayorinai
You can't rely on any part of her.
Hanashi ni naranai demo ikasu
You can't do anything with her, but she looks good.
Toboketa kao shite amaetari sezu ni
She has that spaced out expression, but you shouldn't go easy on her.
Aitsu ha sutasuta tondecchau no yo
She'll reluctantly take flight.
Tobboi yatsu dato minna ha iu kedo
Everybody says she is a dull person but...
Sou ja nai Honey Bee
That's not it, Honey Bee!
Sou ja nai Honey Bee
That's not it, Honey Bee!
Watashi ha kanjiru tottemo kanjiteru
I can feel it. I can really feel it.
Atsuku atsuku kanjiteru
I can feel it passionately, passionately.
Bee Bee Honey Bee
Honey Bee
They're really on your mind. If you find something about them you think about it all the time.
You thank God that you met them, but occasionally hate them.
If all those are wrapped up in one person, they must be your rival.
Next episode: My rival.
Next time is serious. I'm counting on you.